Multicycling

While riding my bike, I saw another bicyclist riding down the sidewalk, no hands - because he was tying his tie! Would that I were so coordinated.

Truck Comeuppance

Walking home by a parking lot I saw a bunch of people piling into a truck, one of whom had vomited onto the carpet and the ledge that gives you a step up into the passenger seat. Take that gas guzzlers!

Silver Fox

I had a dream that my hair had started to go seriously grey (more than just the few grey hairs I have now, that is). School - it's even stressful during sleep.

Clown Car

I was getting off the freeway this afternoon and was waiting at the stoplight to turn on the main road. I looked to my left and there was a clown in full makeup and costume sitting at the drivers' seat, alone, in a red minivan.

Maybe he had to drop off the clown kids to soccer practice and that's why he didn't use the VW bug or whatever?